Where Is My Blog Tonight?

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#eheheehe brother you are so handsome and godly

#*casually steals mjolnir and takes over universe*

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom: 
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

The art of art thievery [x]

me: i should get off tumblr
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me: is that a photo of tom hiddleston